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Blonde Joke # 01

A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. 

So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. 

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. 

Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who
walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing
oncoming traffic and  begin opening their coats and
exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups
in history of this highway occurs. 

It's not very long before a police car shows up.

The cop, clearly enraged, runs  toward the blonde
of the disabled vehicle yelling,
"What the heck is going on here?"

My car broke down,"  says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here
by the road?!" asks the cop.

 Scroll down for her answer


















"They are my emergency flashers!!!!!" 

(Compliments of SgtGeorge.)