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Women !!!!!

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF



A
WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG ...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER



I
'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And
I HAVE A GUN



W
ARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT



O
F COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME



D
O NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL
NOT WIN

A
LL STRESSED OUT AND
NO ONE TO CHOKE



I
CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE



D
ON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES





And last but not least:





IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!!!


S
end this to your friends and brighten their day!

(Compliments of SgtGeorge.)